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My Time Working at The Bohemian Grove (a reflection)

I had my last (full-length) Bohemian Grove shift today. As painful as working at the grove is, it has definitely been an interesting experience. I would like to reflect on some of the things that I have observed in the grove in the past 4 years:

  • Watching a scruffy Clint Eastwood with a Life is Good shirt eat coffee cake
  • Seeing Conan O’Brien, Bill Gates, Mike Rowe, Zac Brown, and Garth Brooks and trying to hold back the urge to give them a high five
  • Hearing (multiple times) the terrifying Cremation of Care Ceremony from afar
  • Listening to Toccata and Fugue played everyday on the massive outdoor organ
  • Driving through the grove at night while huge theater/music productions on either side of the road are spectacularly lighting up the canopy of trees
  • Watching the bagpipe players duel in the redwoods
  • Celebrating Bastille Day with a dining circle marching band
  • Continuously seeing the old man in the red robe come to breakfast with no cares in the world
  • Noticing that Diana’s arrow is completely off from the trajectory of her bow
  • Watching men leave dinner drunk and come to breakfast still drunk
  • Watching cars that are worth more than my education sit in a dusty parking lot for 3 weeks
  • And finally, driving peacefully through the grove while the camps are beautifully lit on either side of the valley walls

Goodbye Bohemian Grove! I won’t miss you.

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omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

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omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

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Purchased Goat Simulator last night after a long wait for the Mac release. Here are some of my favorite moments from my first half hour of play.

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How to Pet Animals by Adam Ellis

Previously: Animated Animal Facts

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IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?????

I AM FUCKING MAKING THIS.

Original Video: How to Make Rainbow Cheesecake

Reblogging for future reference.

I made a rainbow cake for my first college party. I covered it in black frosting and dusted it with white sprinkles so it would be very dramatic when it was cut into. The cake was thrown onto a table with a bunch of other desserts and kind of forgotten about; the host had taken it from me with a look of ‘I can’t believe this idiot freshman made a fucking black cake.’

Cue two hours later when someone cut into it and screamed, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, COME AND SEE THIS CAKE.”

After that, I had more friends than I knew what to do with.

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Re-watching Matt Smith.
Just finished “Time of the Angels.” Forgot how intense this 2 parter is.

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Re-watching Matt Smith.

Just finished “Time of the Angels.” Forgot how intense this 2 parter is.

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