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How I feel about everything I read/studied in college

whatshouldwecallme:

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imwithkanye:

AHS: Freak Show Cast Images

SO EXCITED!!!!!!

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Captain Jack will always have a special place in my heart!

Captain Jack will always have a special place in my heart!

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Damn, that’s a cute marsupial!

Damn, that’s a cute marsupial!

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Gotta love this show!

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NOOOOO!

NOOOOO!

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My Time Working at The Bohemian Grove (a reflection)

I had my last (full-length) Bohemian Grove shift today. As painful as working at the grove is, it has definitely been an interesting experience. I would like to reflect on some of the things that I have observed in the grove in the past 4 years:

  • Watching a scruffy Clint Eastwood with a Life is Good shirt eat coffee cake
  • Seeing Conan O’Brien, Bill Gates, Mike Rowe, Zac Brown, and Garth Brooks and trying to hold back the urge to give them a high five
  • Hearing (multiple times) the terrifying Cremation of Care Ceremony from afar
  • Listening to Toccata and Fugue played everyday on the massive outdoor organ
  • Driving through the grove at night while huge theater/music productions on either side of the road are spectacularly lighting up the canopy of trees
  • Watching the bagpipe players duel in the redwoods
  • Celebrating Bastille Day with a dining circle marching band
  • Continuously seeing the old man in the red robe come to breakfast with no cares in the world
  • Noticing that Diana’s arrow is completely off from the trajectory of her bow
  • Watching men leave dinner drunk and come to breakfast still drunk
  • Watching cars that are worth more than my education sit in a dusty parking lot for 3 weeks
  • And finally, driving peacefully through the grove while the camps are beautifully lit on either side of the valley walls

Goodbye Bohemian Grove! I won’t miss you.

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HAHAHAHAHA This is great!

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omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

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omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

Truth

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Purchased Goat Simulator last night after a long wait for the Mac release. Here are some of my favorite moments from my first half hour of play.